School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
thats the best comparison ever
omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE”
and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG
i just got really motivated for like 2 minutes but it went away
This makes me laugh harder than it should
i told you not to fuck with me
did they switch her boobs and her bUTT WHAT
Her hands and feet too asdfghjkl my whole brain is sobbing
no man, you’re thinking of cowboy bee boo boo bop boo boo bop
Getting high? Haha. No. I prefer getting low, safe, where the laws are.
grapes are really weird once you take the skin off.
this also applies to humans
you’re supposed to eat the skin
OF THE GRAPES NOT THE HUMANS